Wednesday, 26 August 2015
When I was a child
Except when I was a child I have always had a large nose.
My proboscis has projected from my face for all to see and turn their own noses up at the sight.
However my brain has compensated so I have always liked, loved, nay adored girls and women with cute little noses that would not clash with mine in any close encounter.
And so it was with ears too that my large flappers much like Dumbo's caused quite a stir too but not enough for me to fly with them.
You would have thought that with such large receptors my hearing would be acute but as the years passed so has the the reception of the spoken word.
So if you are talking please do not whisper but project your voice and there is a chance that I might hear you.
Top image found at www.imagebasket.net
Bottom image found at www.bplusmovieblog.com
NB, Neither picture shows the real me but one is close.