I'm an old man now
Like to use the stairs
As I've always done
For so many years
I've stumbled once or twice
Which isn't very nice
There's a lift to use
But I'm scared of it
I might get right in
Then it will not go
I've just pressed button 3
I hope that's best for me
Well bless my socks
My that was quick
I'm such a dunce
It opens at once
I'm where I want to be
So no more stairs for me
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