Men find it hard
to see the fashion bent
That all women
follow like a scent
To possess a
surfeit of clothes to wear
When we would
rather see them bare
I confess I do
not always think this way
When skimpy
beachwear is on display
When awful
thoughts I begin to harbour
So I must bathe
to dowse my ardour
I would rather
spend my cash on booze
And outlay more
time on sport or snooze
While rounds of shops we have to probe
Leaving me less
space in our wardrobe
Can’t they wear a
suit and tie like us?
This would surely
stifle all the fuss
Then we could nod
our heads in greeting
And bank accounts
would be less fleeting
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