It was almost dark the night was falling
I listened to rattle of the screen doors
There's a bell, I expect them to ring
"Answer it" my wife's green eyes do implore
Slowly I get up to check who it is
To find a sweet lass whose lips I could kiss
"Sorry to worry" she says with a smile
"Could I see your wife for a minute or two?"
So opened the door (she was quite nubile)
So pointed to lounge door to enter through
She was a stunner; you know what I mean
Apparently her first name was Eileen
So in she came, I took her to my wife
Apparently a student at her school
Most beautiful girl I'd seen in my life
Studying history, still made me drool
Some kids really grow up so fast these days
"You're really such an old fool" my wife says
