Showing posts with label Retiring. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Retiring. Show all posts
Saturday, 6 June 2020
Bert's new home
Bert sat on his retirement home bed. Everyone said how lucky he was now not having to worry about maintenance anymore and to have support close to hand. Bert thought differently as he was most reluctant to move. "Yet another nail in the coffin" he said to his daughter June. She had merely shaken her head as he stared out the window as other oldies sluggishly pushed their walkers down the footpaths.
She thought of letting her dad stay with her but when she mentioned it to Jim her husband frowned and shook his head as her dad was quite argumentative and interfering. No he would be happier here...she hoped.
Bert now moved from room to room checking them out; "Thirteen seconds" he muttered "And the grand tour is completed." He sat in his favorite chair and picked up the newspaper for the umpteenth time that day and moaned "There must be something else I haven't read". Just as he was thinking of screwing up the paper and throwing it in the bin the bell rang followed by a knock on the door. So he got up opened it and in front of him was a smiling Indian girl.
"Hello Mr. Daly, I am your cleaning lady, we will come to your place each fortnight to do the cleaning. We will come every other Thursday".
Bert just stared at her, so she lowered her eyes. She then said "My name is Deepal. You do not have to leave when we come, it's up to you". She paused then added with a smile "We can clean round you".
Bert was still looking at her, he thought she was beautiful and her eyes were kind and discreet. He opened his mouth to speak but nothing came out, so just nodded.
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Thursday, 14 March 2019
I wonder...
I wonder how long I will live?
Now my brain is much like a sieve
Will I live in a comatose state?
Sadly being force fed
Lying in hospital bed
Will I keep writing useless rhyme?
Just to pass away my time
Will I wander round retirement home?
Chatting to garden gnomes
Because they are all alone
Will they find me watching TV?
Dunking biscuits in my tea
Trusty notepad at my side
Happy in my later years
Writing tales of joy and tears
...you can count on it!
Image found at https://www.dreamstime.com
Saturday, 2 February 2019
So up I soared
Will retire soon
Or so I tell myself
Before I go completely mad
It was Friday
Drafting a contract
Listening to chatter of keypad
That was Betty
Typing dutifully
To some firm in Hyderabad
Then a sharp gust
Blew into the room
Took all my notes which was so sad
Was stunned at first
To see them fly off
Then pleased; I was really quite glad
Stood on my feet
Waved Betty Goodbye!
Jumped out the window from launch pad
So up I soared
Fetching the pieces
Of paper and files like a young lad
Then down I went
Down ever so fast
I got them all; clever Granddad!
Mission all done
So swooped up again
Into office, that wasn't half bad!
Just for a dare
I kissed sweet Betty
"Your last day sir; I am so sad!"
Image courtesy David Bulow, https://www.instagram.com/bilow_ink/
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