She bent over me
Dentists surgery again
Six monthly checkup
Teeth cleaned and polished
Now for the real testing part
Injections and drills
My mouth is now filled
With metallic instruments
For optimal state
I cannot protest
Just grunt and moan with sadness
But she looks so pleased
Better now Old Egg?
She says her dark eyes twinkling
See you January
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Why do dentists try to engage their patients in lengthy conversations when they know it's impossible to speak with a mouth full of metallic objects? Frustrating!
ReplyDeleteIf my dentist looked like her I wouldn't wait until January to go back!
ReplyDeleteYou make dental work sound pleasurable.
ReplyDeleteAny contact is better than no contact - even with the dentist - all worth it for twinkling eyes...
ReplyDeleteyou really described this too well and now I'm even more leery of my appointment tomorrow
ReplyDeleteShe's a sadist. I think my dentist is, too.
ReplyDeleteI've often wondered what prompted people to go into dentistry - a profession where no one is ever really pleased to see you.
ReplyDeleteHolidays on the French Riviera and driving Porsches or Beamers!
DeleteThe old joke is that they couldn't get into medicine so chose the easier course and were able seek their revenge on the patients. This is not true of course.
DeleteIt is good to have a regular date with the dentist. It may help preempt unsightly gaps if not treated in time! Wonderful take oldegg!
ReplyDeleteHank
Wonderful! You just painted a picture.
ReplyDeleteNecessary evil :)
ReplyDeleteReminds me that I have been postponing this visit for looong :)