Wednesday, July 22, 2015

She looks so pleased



She bent over me 
Dentists surgery again
Six monthly checkup

Teeth cleaned and polished
Now for the real testing part
Injections and drills

My mouth is now filled
With metallic instruments
For optimal state

I cannot protest
Just grunt and moan with sadness
But she looks so pleased

Better now Old Egg?
She says her dark eyes twinkling
See you January

shermanoaksdentistry.com

12 comments:

  1. Why do dentists try to engage their patients in lengthy conversations when they know it's impossible to speak with a mouth full of metallic objects? Frustrating!

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  2. If my dentist looked like her I wouldn't wait until January to go back!

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  3. You make dental work sound pleasurable.

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  4. Any contact is better than no contact - even with the dentist - all worth it for twinkling eyes...

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  5. you really described this too well and now I'm even more leery of my appointment tomorrow

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  6. She's a sadist. I think my dentist is, too.

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  7. I've often wondered what prompted people to go into dentistry - a profession where no one is ever really pleased to see you.

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    1. Holidays on the French Riviera and driving Porsches or Beamers!

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    2. The old joke is that they couldn't get into medicine so chose the easier course and were able seek their revenge on the patients. This is not true of course.

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  8. It is good to have a regular date with the dentist. It may help preempt unsightly gaps if not treated in time! Wonderful take oldegg!

    Hank

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  9. Wonderful! You just painted a picture.

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  10. Necessary evil :)
    Reminds me that I have been postponing this visit for looong :)

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