Poor spelling bee
Dead Spelling Bee
English language has pride of place
It’s borrowed from many other place
But I fear that this will not last
It’s use by date is nearly past
Now tears from my eyes are welling
As we tinker with it’s spelling
I can just make sense of Wot and Ware
But there’s more that I cannot bear
If Froot Loops now is greater
What words 4U will be OK l8r?
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Appalling, but inevitable. Chaucer and Shakespeare would've said we're doing it wrong, so who am I to judge future generations?
ReplyDeletegeez u r a silly bugga
ReplyDeletecatcha l8r
from me 2 u
Hope u r not going to loose
your sense of humour
i am loosing my patience
with the number of times
i see this word misspelt
I am loosing your attention I fear
Spose u think I'm loosing my mind
I am not going to loose my head over you
People will say I have lost my marbles!
Tears in my eyes are also welling
at the atrocious state of spelling
Ignorance is not bliss
WTF!
I hate text speak..always turn off predictive text and spend hours trying to spell out simple messages..language changes though..sometimes for the better...sometimes not so..LOL (shudder)..
ReplyDeletepoor spelling bee, indeed..
ReplyDeleteBut I do agree with Ann..:) and my spell checker works differently in India than here:)
Line3 i disagree its evolving ever; :)
ReplyDeletemuch love...
Oh, my!
ReplyDeleteLove this. Very well done. You've certainly touched on a topic very close to me. I can't stand the terrible, intentional misspelling of words, OR the addition of silly words to the dictionary. Someone mentioned a new definition of "literally" has been added to the dictionary so that it now also means "figuratively", so incorrect usage is now correct? I'm not sure I want to live in this world any more!