I am ahead of you
Those were my last words
Just moments before my execution
Thinking that humour was apt
As a final cutting statement
As the crowd gaped on
All laughing at my misfortune
I made a clean break
And doffed my peaked cap
To wave goodbye quite unaware
Of the end of time
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Oh golly, this is funny! And also not.
ReplyDeleteTongue in cheek on this one. Acerbic wit always makes me smile
ReplyDeleteOne last "clean break" Just what was needed in times like this. Fun reading. Robin.
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Love the play on words in the first line!
ReplyDeleteI love the wordplay in the title, Robin, the opening line, and the 'final cutting statement'.
ReplyDeletewell done. My hat's off.
ReplyDeleteWonderful wordplay in this one, Robin!❤️
ReplyDeleteTo always get the last word maybe ... great play being ahead
ReplyDeleteWhat a way to go! Lol!
ReplyDeleteThis is witty and hilarious, Robin!
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