The male's dilemma
I am imperfect
That's because I am a man
Thus doomed from the start
We're from Mars of course
So we use lame excuses
That show on our face
Those girls from Venus
Will use their womanly wiles
We're gullible fools
Always so wary
Of that harrowing look
Spelling out our doom
We know not the rules
Whether springtime or in fall
The male's dilemma
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grate
ReplyDeletegood luck
I think some men are on the moon - and that both men and women are imperfect (at best)...a sad lament...and that plant looks a bit harsh too..Maybe roses are gentler than venus fly traps
ReplyDeleteAwwww, such a sad story for the poor males in the world. We love you all anyway, despite your shortcomings.
ReplyDeletesuch excuses sometimes woman feel the same
ReplyDeleteAw. Poor boy. So confused. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe unfair sex. I sometimes think I'm from Mars - probably something to do with my love a certain chocolate bar!
ReplyDeleteA short story for your delectation
"Lame excuses that show on our faces..." I love that line. Well done.
ReplyDeleteWomen use emotions and they get all over the men. Men use logic but they get stuck when faced with illogical rebuttals!
ReplyDeleteHank
A fine poem hiding numberless emotions
ReplyDeleteMen are from Mars & Women are from Venus.
ReplyDeleteSome day they will be on the same planet and the dilemmas will end, no?!
Aww! Now, both have this feeling sometime or the other.
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