Saturday, 24 December 2016

You're so very kind

Oh, Christmas time is one to dread
Everyone thinks you should be fed
For I just can't refuse
A piece of cake or mince pie
No matter how much I try

It's sad to see this season come
I've really got to watch my bum
My fingers try each one 
bowl of chips and dip too
It's not my fault it is you

There's pork scratchings and hummus dip
Plus all the drink that I will sip
New Year I'll have to slim
I know you're so very kind
But I've got a fat behind

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  1. It afflicts many but to make an exception it is still acceptable! So much time and energy in their making!


  2. In wondered if someone would use "behind" in this way--and you did! Merry Christmas!

  3. This is too funny! Merry Christmas!