A short guide to phobias
Dentophobia or fear
of dentists
Men all seem to have this curse
So we’re glad there’s a cute
dental nurse
Acrophobia or fear
of heights
It scares me when on buildings tall
Lest I waver then I fall
Frigophibia or fear of the cold
My girlfriend’s fear allows me to
be close
To kiss her pretty nose and toes
Gymnophobia or fear
of being naked
Showing all puts most to shame
As we’re not all built the same
Gynophobia or fear
of women
Luckily I am not so afflicted
The reverse in fact, I’m addicted
Tsk..trust you old Egg! There are far worse things to be addicted to though..
ReplyDeleteinteresting takes on these phobias.
ReplyDeletei lost my gymnophobia after i was exposed to japanese culture.
And then there's pantophobia - fear of everything. Very inconvenient to have that one!
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