Now lest you think me a pagan ass
Remember I talk with forked tongue
Once when I was so very young
At school I sat dumb in Latin class
Why was I learning a language dead
Spake by Romans as conquests they made
As with nubile maidens down they laid
Except now by chemists to earn their bread
I was bored completely in my brain
So carved my initials in the desk’s top
My knuckles wrapped soon did make me stop
Teacher said my future was down the drain
If only he’d told of their heroic deeds
Monsters and voyages far from home
Of gods and goddesses sowing seeds
Then my mind would not have roamed
I couldn’t wait for the class to end
To get out on the sports field with a ball
Then joyfully homeward I could wend
Now hand in hand with my sweet gal
Now hand in hand with my sweet gal
Image of Perseus saving Andromeda found at www.en.wikipedia.org






