Sshh! I shouldn't really tell you this
Of my affair with a certain miss
My word does she know how to kiss!
Please do not mention it to my wife
Or I shall be in all sorts of strife
It's the worse thing I've done in my life
How to balance the affair please tell?
Trouble is wife knows the girl so well
They're friends too; Oh this affair is hell!
I can't give up she belongs to me
We're in the park walking happily
She really has such jeu d'esprit
She then runs off happy as can be
I love them both and they both love me
She comes back now and is licking me
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